"I'm bored again" said Disco Gandalf. "I can't stand
watching 'Aliens' one more time!!"COWPIE in SIMLAND
DAY SEVEN...Back at the Middle Earth house...
"I'm bored again" said Disco Gandalf. "I can't stand
watching 'Aliens' one more time!!"
"C'mon, old man" said Xena, "I'll take you on in a game of pool!
"
Hey, no fair levitating the balls!" "That ain't all I can
levitate, dollin'" cackled Gandalf.
"Damn, Gandalf" said Frodo, "You sure can shake that
moneymaker! "
Legolas, Gimli and Frodo enjoy The Weather Channel. "I'm
horny" says Legolas. I'm going to go check out the whores down
the street."
"Wait for me, Legolas!" calls Gandalf from the bathroom.
Ah, nothing like relaxing with Cayenne and Schwalinda after a long
hard day of battling the Balrog . Things seem to be going well....
"Oh Gandalf! Is that your Magic Staff?"